Beijing Jokes

Finally Beijing trip will end this night and only this night I was able to online via my laptop. Unfortunately still can't log in to Facebook. So sad.... I'm addicted to my Cafe World and till now I was unable to play my games on Facebook. Here would like to share some jokes during my trip. Soon will be updating more pictures about my trip :)

Jokes No.1
A couple of lizards is dating on the ceiling. Suddenly the female lizards said 3 words, then the male lizard fall down. Guess what three words does the male lizard said?

Jokes No. 2
There is a visitor around 60 years old. When staying in hotel, she likes to 'take away' hotel's charged utensils as a souvenir. Whenever checking out room of any hotel, she will have to pay for the things that she took away. On the last day, the housekeeper told there is nothing missing in the room. The tour guide felt weird and asked them to double check it. Nothing is found missing, The tour guide asked the 'obasan', means old lady, but she just smiling. So the group took their flight and left the tour guide without any idea of what she had took.
When the leader of the tour group arrived Malaysia, she called back Beijing and asked whether the tour guide want to know what 'things' that she took. This 'thing' can use in the flight but the housekeeper can't identify the 'thing' that she took away.
p.s: This obasan is taking Singapore Airlines....

Jokes No.3
There is an uncle who loves to play golf. One day he asked a 'bomoh'(black magician) whether there is a golf field in heaven. Unfortunately he can't answer immediately but promised he will answer him on the next day. Here he came with two news: a good news and a bad news. The uncle felt happy and wanted to hear the good news first. That is: there is a wide and pretty golf field in heaven. Then he asked for the bad news. Guess what the bad news is?

A new blooming flower

After somehow at my workplace, I'm getting more and more work at there. Not only photocopy and mobile phone corner but also including phone service. Actually servicing phone is specialized by my boss's little brother, only the phones collected is from boss place. Everyday I was asked to sent all the phones to his little brother and somehow I learn to help him a bit. Actually being in the room for aircond is just my excuse, I just want to lazy a bit and relax from my work. And the other reason is, my boss's little brother is so cute ^^

Just now I was rushing to enter the service room and knocked on the edge of the table. Of course everyone had seen on movie, how the hero want to catch the heroin from falling down. And of course can imagined how he wanted to catch me during that time. But he didn't :p because I'm not falling down. Hahahaaa.. Just hit on my hip only, yet hurt so much.

Then I heard a soft voice from him, "Becareful~ (小心一点吖)" Don't know why my heart felt some warm even though the room is cold. I didn't felt the pain anymore but I knew my heart beat is getting faster. What is this means huh? Am I changing so fast? Just few days ago I said that I will waiting for him.. And today I fall for other guys =.=

Tomorrow morning I will be flying to China for a week with my mum. And once again he told me to have a nice holiday and take again.Goshhh.... Only God know how my heart slowly melting. Since I came back my hometown, many guys tried to approach me but my heart still so cold that time. And I don't even want to think to break the ice now...

One Day In Your Life

 I want you to know that, if you say you want me, then I'm forever yours. It's my bad betryed you last time. Though there is no second chance, but I'll always waiting. Till I had completely forgotten bout you...

One day in your life

You'll remember a place

Where someone touching your face

You'll come back

And you'll look around you

One day in your life

You'll remember  the love you found here

You'll remember me somehow

Though you don't need me now

I will stay in your heart

And when things fall apart

You'll remember one day

One day in your life

When you find that you're always waiting

For the love we used to share

Just call my name and I'll be there

One day in your life

When you find that you're always lonely

For the love we used to share

Just call my name and I'll be there

Michael Jackson  

Happy Black Valentine's Day

14, 14 and 14... Everything is all about 14. 14th Feb, 14th March and 14th April. Do we have occasion on 15th May? Some of my friends asked me, what does it mean by black valentine? What do we have here? Well, let me explained here...

We do have 14th February which is known as Valentine's Day, where women give chocolates to men or men will give chocolates/flowers to women (actually it depends on different situation). Then they had to reply them (answer love) on 14th March or known as White Day. It is rumors said that they had to give back at least two or three times valuable than the gifts received on Valentine's Day. So guys, you better be alert!

For those didn't receive anything on Valentine's Day or White Day will celebrating or mourning their single life on today, 14 April, the Black Day. Actually this Black Day is well celebrated in Korea. They marked 14th of every month is love-related day. From January to December: Candle Day, Valentine's Day, White Day, Black Day, Rose Day, Kiss Day, Silver Day, Green Day, Music Day, Wine Day, Movie Day, and Hug Day.

So for those who are in single life, Happy Black Valentine's day (well, the time is almost over midnight. Still made in time ^^ )

Congrats to my darl~

Today I saw on Borneo Post Online and found out a familiar face =.= is my darl.. ehemm.... should said is my ex-darl. She had entered the 11 finalist Sabah Model Search 2010! Congrats to my darl~

At first I still at shocked when saw the news, but she really got talent in modeling world as when in K.L she had been as a model for boutique online. Really felt proud for her. But till now she haven't forgive me T.T sad. But still, I will support her from far~ Jia you jia you my darl~

These are some pictures of her during the modeling day. Now, till 16 April, the final day for voting, is the day to choose the top model for Sabah (i guess so). Just text FOXY JENN to 32088 to support her. There is also another girl from same hometown entered  the 11 finalist also, yet that girl is still young, 18.

More pictures can browse through Facebook pages : Sabah Model Search 2010 or profile for other contestant through Foxy Production webpage. Love you darl~

Vaseline Healthy White X\

Ever walked-in Watsons or Guardian shoplets? Did you ever noticed promotion about this new Vaseline lotion, came with special offer price =.= around RM 3.++ The truth I also never heard of this new brand 'lotion', before I just used Vaseline Petroleum Jelly for my cracked feet. I think I bought this lotion around the day after my sunburn in Langkawi. 

As from what it wrote, it promises 'lighter skin in 2 weeks' but I'm the lazy type one, so I didn't use it in continuous 2 weeks. Even though, my skin now whiter slowly. And now I'm going to throw it away with left 3/4 content inside. Why? Actually today I just found out that this lotion make my sensitive skin more worst!

On the first day of CNY, my skin had started itchy and I predicted this whole year will be more worst for my skin. And it really done! Yesterday night I used this lotion again since I had long time no touched it. Then this morning my skin started appear reddish and itchy. Till now I felt my like is swelling and a damn itchy! Don't know what content inside they put it. So, I recommended NOT to use this product if you have sensitive skin!

See my reddish hand and leg =.=

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So geli oh~

These days had started raining cats and dogs, is a nice weather for butterfly to lay eggs and the caterpillar to grow. This little 'cuty' is found in my mum's garden. See the body is already so big, wonder how many plants had 'it' eaten? Yiakkkk.....

The Sweet Bitter... Not Bitter Sweet

Today I saw my ex in my shop. I think is almost 2 years since the last time I met him and talk to him. Goshh.... Now he totally act like a stranger to me. What I had done wrong to him? At least tell me a reason. When he came in to my working place, he just act cool to me. Then I asked him whether he still recognize me. He answered me, 'yes I do' and he just walked away..

Before he is a guy like to smile and always make me laugh very hard with his funny face. Now he totally giving me a bitter face. Nelson, I still remember you are the guy that make me dumped that time bf and I accept you as I like you so much too. You are the first guy that I met and had dinner with your family during Chinese New Year.We even break-up and couple back for the second time last time. But now I really forget why I want break up with you.

p.s: this post had being edited due to some reason. sorry for being emo and childish. but im the kind like that. a smile is the beginning of the day

Nite nite niteeee~

A night before birthday, what should I do neh? Obviously I'm blogging now. No where to go at night like this. Why? Not because I have no date but I had rejected all of them. Actually I never had celebrate my birthday open with my friends. Every birthday is 'qing ming jie' which is Tomb Cleaning Day, and I will went to temple with my mum and all buddhist fellowship praying whole night. I enjoyed doing this on my birthday yet no one noticed my birthday ^^ quite lonely me...

This midnight really hoping bear J will at least send me a birthday message :(  Hope he will remember my birthday, if not, I really will very sad J. Reallyy.....

Romantic Love Story

This story is I copied from a forwarded message to my e-mail. It's kinda touching... Just wanna share in here ^^ enjoy...

So it was their 7th month anniversary and the girl calls her boyfriend:

-Girl:
I love you.

- Boy:
Yeah I know everyone does!

-Girl:
Really?

- Boy:
Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.

- Girl:
Oh...but am I only your friend?

- Boy:
No...you're my girlfriend...why?

- Girl:
So when I say I love you I really do mean it.

- Boy:
Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.

- Girl:
..........

- Boy:
So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th month anniversary?

- Girl:
Yeah...where?

- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?

-Girl:
Ok.

- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?

- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?

- Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 minutes...


-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work today...

- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.

- Girl:
Oh okay! So sill see you around 7:30 then?

- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?


- Girl:
Yeah?

- Boy:
I love you.

- Girl:
I love you too!

- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.


- Girl:
Ok bye.

- Boy:
Bye.

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2 hours later...


The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings the doorbell....

- Girl:
Hey!(gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

- Boy:
Wadssup.....you ready?

- Girl:
Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?

- Boy:
Ok.
They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating, they headed back to the car but before she got into the car.......

- Boy:
Wait! Can I blindfold you?

- Girl:
Why??!?

- Boy:
Its a surprise.

- Girl:
What kinda surprise??

- Boy:
A big one.

- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me tat you will hold my hand while we're driving...

- Boy:
I promise.

- Girl:
Ok blindfold me.....

So they drove off.........and then they stopped....

- Boy:
Ok we're here!!

-Girl:
Where??

- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!

- Girl:
What place??

- Boy:
Somewhere!(and gives a kiss to her on the lips..)

- Girl:
Baby!...

The boy walks her to the place....

- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blindfold off.

- Girl:
Where are we??

He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at tat same spot....that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend......

- Girl:
Omg...!(tears come down)

- Boy:
Why are you crying?

- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...

- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says 'Will you marry me?' in fireworks)

- Girl:
(tears come down faster)

- Boy:
I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!

- Girl:
Get up!

- Boy:
Yeah?

- Girl:
(kisses him)

- Boy:
Is that a yes or a no?

- Girl:
Yes.

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