30 April 2010

Beijing Jokes

Finally Beijing trip will end this night and only this night I was able to online via my laptop. Unfortunately still can't log in to Facebook. So sad.... I'm addicted to my Cafe World and till now I was unable to play my games on Facebook. Here would like to share some jokes during my trip. Soon will be updating more pictures about my trip :)

Jokes No.1
A couple of lizards is dating on the ceiling. Suddenly the female lizards said 3 words, then the male lizard fall down. Guess what three words does the male lizard said?

Jokes No. 2
There is a visitor around 60 years old. When staying in hotel, she likes to 'take away' hotel's charged utensils as a souvenir. Whenever checking out room of any hotel, she will have to pay for the things that she took away. On the last day, the housekeeper told there is nothing missing in the room. The tour guide felt weird and asked them to double check it. Nothing is found missing, The tour guide asked the 'obasan', means old lady, but she just smiling. So the group took their flight and left the tour guide without any idea of what she had took.
When the leader of the tour group arrived Malaysia, she called back Beijing and asked whether the tour guide want to know what 'things' that she took. This 'thing' can use in the flight but the housekeeper can't identify the 'thing' that she took away.
p.s: This obasan is taking Singapore Airlines....

Jokes No.3
There is an uncle who loves to play golf. One day he asked a 'bomoh'(black magician) whether there is a golf field in heaven. Unfortunately he can't answer immediately but promised he will answer him on the next day. Here he came with two news: a good news and a bad news. The uncle felt happy and wanted to hear the good news first. That is: there is a wide and pretty golf field in heaven. Then he asked for the bad news. Guess what the bad news is?

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